Chronically Lying

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"Loved part four. Now I'm really curious about Jack's relationship with Astor and Tooth and how Koz will react to the whole situation. *cough* I have some ideas as to what Jack will send his teacher."

Asked by kazechama

Thank you :3. I’m glad you liked it. 
I believe either the next chapter or the one after that will explain Jack’s relationship with Astor and Tooth. 
Jack is going to be a little shit towards Pitch. Pitch will probably have to get a new phone number and email to stop him. 

Substitute Four

Chapter Three:  http://thechronicliar.tumblr.com/post/94969044497/substitute-three

Chapter One: http://thechronicliar.tumblr.com/post/74249889362/the-subsitute 

Chapter Four

"Please," Jack begged.

"No."

"Please!"

"NO," Aster grounded out as he glared at the boy. "I am not giving you his email."

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"The substitute is a great read <3 I'm happy you posted the first part in an ask. I had trouble finding it too. Have you thought of linking the older chapters at the beginning of a new one? Also I love how invading Jack's personal space just made him want to kiss Mr. Black <3"

Asked by kazechama

Thank you!

I have thought about doing linking and I really think I should. I just have to get around to it. 

Substitute Three

Chapter Three

                Pitch stood outside the classroom door as he took a deep, calming breath. He could do this. This was just some child pressing his strange and unwanted sexual ploys towards him. He pushed open the door and the students slowly became silent. Good.

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"I AM IN A SLEIGH"

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"I AM IN A SLEIGH"

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"I AM IN A SLEIGH"

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"I AM IN A SLEIGH"

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"OH NO THE SLEIGH IS CRASHING"

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"OH NO THE SLEIGH IS CRASHING"

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"CALL LIFE ALERT"

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"I AM CRASHING THE SLEIGH"

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greenwithenby:

if you can’t handle me at my image

you don’t deserve me at my image

I have a strange love for this man. I gots the hots for Stan Pines. I want him. 

Shield of Summons

Jack/OC

Summary: Elexis got summoned into the world of Xiaolin Showdown on pure accident by Jack Spicer, Evil Genius. She risks her life to save him, without even knowing it is him that she saved.

Shield of Summons

Chapter One Rewrite

                Jack Spicer, evil genius extraordinaire, was elbow deep within the machinery of his robots. Grease and oil was splattered or smeared against his cool, extremely pale skin. A few bruises were scattered across the nearly perfect complexion of his arms, but they did nothing to halt him from fixing his creations. Even when he bumped up against his work table, pushing into a healing rib, he did not stop from him mindless repair. He barely even recognized the dull ache that filled his body.

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"Substitute part 1? I'm on mobile. I read part two and it's really good"

Asked by Anonymous

Here’s part one: http://thechronicliar.tumblr.com/post/74249889362/the-subsitute

Thank you! I’m glad you thought it was good. I hope this helps you to it.

Substitute Part Two

                Pitch clenched the tea cup tightly as he looked down at the table between him and Aster. “Are you sure the boy never said something like that to you?” He was more pleading with the Australian than asking him. It was only the first day he had substituted for Aster and he already had been-could he call this sexual harassment? He didn’t see the boy again for the rest of the day, but the way he spoke to him stuck with him for the rest of the day. Did that child have no manners? Aster must think of him as a nut case to be calling him out after the first day just to talk about some child hitting on him.

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Thursday Prompt Part 2

This is part two of the Thursday prompt where Jack makes an ass out of himself when trying to get Pitch.  Go read it if you don’t remember it. It’s somewhere….

              Jack stood nervously in front of the large oak door. His hand hovered over the door’s knocker. Should he knock? Tooth did say the sooner the better, but isn’t just a few hours a bit… He groaned in frustration as he pulled at his starch white hair. This was too complicated. He’s never been in this kind of situation. He never wanted to be in this type of situation.

 

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son-of-the-liberty:

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finnally done!

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maria-ruta:

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ta daah!

srsly, I just wanted to draw Cas, using his wings in windy weather(I mean, only 7 and 8 gifs)

but then…

nah, it’s all stupid and have no sense, but I like it and it was fun to do it!

XD

thesquirrelisonfire:

sandflakedraws:

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otaku4ever29:

sandflakedraws:

i wasn’t kidding

Now this is where someone should draw the other guardians walking in on him

and he wouldn’t explain diddlysquat



OH MY GOD

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thesquirrelisonfire:

sandflakedraws:

sandflakedraws:

otaku4ever29:

sandflakedraws:

i wasn’t kidding

Now this is where someone should draw the other guardians walking in on him

imageimageimageimageimageand he wouldn’t explain diddlysquat

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OH MY GOD

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foulplaythoughts:

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

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