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Well what did ya expect in an opera, a happy ending?

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Draco and Teddy

IS THAT A WEASLEY JUMPER????

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Draco and Teddy

IS THAT A WEASLEY JUMPER????

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This can only end badly.

seagerdy:

”And if you ever stopped being my friend, I would like throw myself into the bottomless pit.”
I don’t know why I drew this. It’s sad and comical at the same time bc bottomless pit.

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seagerdy:

”And if you ever stopped being my friend, I would like throw myself into the bottomless pit.”

I don’t know why I drew this. It’s sad and comical at the same time bc bottomless pit.

"The next Substitute was awesome <3 I am really curious what was in that one email Jack sent. Also why text and voice mail, which costs money but only write one mail, which is for no extra cost. I am so looking forward to Pitch's counterattack."

Asked by kazechama

In the next chapter, I’ll explain more on why Jack has done what he did. 

I’m thinking Jack has unlimited talk and text, so he can message and talk as much as he wants. Most people I know somewhat have unlimited, so I just based in on that. 

I kind of did the same thing Jack did to a friend of mine. I just kept sending ‘spam’. Either the word or pictures of spam. 

Sub 5

Chapter Four: http://thechronicliar.tumblr.com/post/95142060202/substitute-four

Chapter Five

                Pitch glared at his phone. 152 text messages, 15 new emails, 58 missed phone calls, and 57 new voice mails. A hundred and fifty of those text messages came from a number ‘287-712-5834’ with nearly all the same message of ‘Koz’. He didn’t doubt that that voice mails were from the same number. His emails on the other hand, weren’t as extravagant, but they were worth noting when he noticed that one message was from a J.Frost@yahoo.com.

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Decided to make a playlist for Duck Dodgers 404. 

http://8tracks.com/thechronicliar/duck-dodgers-404 

Partially based on not-a-comedian’s comic.

(No good title)

                “I can’t see it,” Dodgers said as he walked down the corridor with Cadet trailing behind him. The pig’s short stride make it to where he has to jog to keep up.

                “B-b-but, Captain, he looks just like him!” Cadet yelled out in frustration.

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                That smirk with those mangled teeth, Dodgers would give anything to break that other tooth. Why did that rabbit have to stand so close to him? Were robots not programmed about personal space? They should be. He needed a lot of personal space. In this case, a couple of light-years would be a good start.

                “Do you give up, Dodgers?” the crooked tooth rabbit taunted.

                “Never,” Dodgers spat angrily. His jaw clenched painfully as the rabbit moved closer. Absently, he stepped back with every step the rabbit took. 

I don’t know where I was going with this, but I kind of like it.

Duck Dodgers Back Again

Okay people, I need some advice on this. I’m thinking about this as a multi chapter story. It is basically taking the best of both worlds. The story is basically Bugs trying to bring back Duck Dodgers since he knew that Daffy loved his role in that series. And now the revamped version will be a bit more ‘adult’ like if it was on TNT or something… or HBO. Also has not-a-comedian’s 404. This is just a rough draft or something, so advice will be great!

Duck Dodgers Back Again

                Bugs woke up to the smell popcorn and what sounded like Tom Jones blaring through his household. He didn’t even bother freaking out about the obvious break in as he trudged out of his bedroom and downstairs. The popcorn smell intensified as he walked into the living room to see a familiar duck sitting on his couch, eyes trained on the screen.

  

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"Loved part four. Now I'm really curious about Jack's relationship with Astor and Tooth and how Koz will react to the whole situation. *cough* I have some ideas as to what Jack will send his teacher."

Asked by kazechama

Thank you :3. I’m glad you liked it. 
I believe either the next chapter or the one after that will explain Jack’s relationship with Astor and Tooth. 
Jack is going to be a little shit towards Pitch. Pitch will probably have to get a new phone number and email to stop him. 

Substitute Four

Chapter Five: http://thechronicliar.tumblr.com/post/97029639637/sub-5

Chapter Three:  http://thechronicliar.tumblr.com/post/94969044497/substitute-three

Chapter One: http://thechronicliar.tumblr.com/post/74249889362/the-subsitute 

Chapter Four

"Please," Jack begged.

"No."

"Please!"

"NO," Aster grounded out as he glared at the boy. "I am not giving you his email."

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"The substitute is a great read <3 I'm happy you posted the first part in an ask. I had trouble finding it too. Have you thought of linking the older chapters at the beginning of a new one? Also I love how invading Jack's personal space just made him want to kiss Mr. Black <3"

Asked by kazechama

Thank you!

I have thought about doing linking and I really think I should. I just have to get around to it. 

Substitute Three

Chapter Three

                Pitch stood outside the classroom door as he took a deep, calming breath. He could do this. This was just some child pressing his strange and unwanted sexual ploys towards him. He pushed open the door and the students slowly became silent. Good.

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