Chronically Lying

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finnally done!

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maria-ruta:

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ta daah!

srsly, I just wanted to draw Cas, using his wings in windy weather(I mean, only 7 and 8 gifs)

but then…

nah, it’s all stupid and have no sense, but I like it and it was fun to do it!

XD

thesquirrelisonfire:

sandflakedraws:

sandflakedraws:

otaku4ever29:

sandflakedraws:

i wasn’t kidding

Now this is where someone should draw the other guardians walking in on him

and he wouldn’t explain diddlysquat



OH MY GOD

Reblogged from fearking

thesquirrelisonfire:

sandflakedraws:

sandflakedraws:

otaku4ever29:

sandflakedraws:

i wasn’t kidding

Now this is where someone should draw the other guardians walking in on him

imageimageimageimageimageand he wouldn’t explain diddlysquat

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OH MY GOD

Reblogged from luxicorps

foulplaythoughts:

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

(Source: triggafiasco)

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

innercheeseburger:

hellopeasants:

It’s on my dash again!

a depiction of their entire relationship. Think about it

I can’t get over the total perfection that is this gif.

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a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

innercheeseburger:

hellopeasants:

It’s on my dash again!

a depiction of their entire relationship. Think about it

I can’t get over the total perfection that is this gif.

(Source: not-quite-normal)

Dreams of Rabbits

A short one-shot of Duck Dodgers and 404. I had too much fun with this.

Edited. I really shouldn’t post things late at night. I never look them over before posting.

                The Cadet was dead asleep when he was jolted awake by his captain’s screams. He didn’t bother dressing into his uniform before he was running out of his room, laser gun in hand. The screams, followed by a crash, came from the direction of the captain’s quarters. He slowed once he reached the door, to not give away his position to the potential enemy, but that wasn’t long lived when another terrified scream came from the room. With lasers charged and ready, he opened the door only to find nothing but his captain curled up on his bed with the sheets pulled tightly around him. On the floor beside the bed was the smashed pieces of a lamp.

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Starlight

AN: Trying out a Duck Dodgers fanfiction, featuring not-a-comedian’s 404 own character. You should go check it out. Hopefully you’ll be as impressed as I was. Reviews are always welcomed.

Chapter One

                Dodgers cursed the Cadet as he walked across the rocky terrain. First, the wrong coordinates were somehow put into the transporter and now he had to wait for it to charge back up before Cadet can get him back on the ship. Unfortunately, he had no idea what to expect on this planet. So far, it looked lifeless, but from experience, he shouldn’t judge it by its outer appearance. Even if it looked like a giant dirt clump.

      

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New chapter of Checkmate is up!

Pitch is faced with the intruder. What could they want from him?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10073501/8/Checkmate

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1164210/chapters/4021896

Reblogged from kidda-ja-long

chaoticbanter:

This makes me happy.

Reblogged from not-a-comedian

not-a-comedian:

"I bleed just as much as you do!"

this scene doesn’t exist, the line used to, so it’s based on that p much. just wanted to color something again ´<`✿ 

When throwing a punch:

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ramblinprose:

unseilie:

fullofbeansandspunk:

everythingbutharleyquinn:

asinheavenasinhell:

thnafu:

• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.

I reblogged this once before to add this and I’ll do it again…

keep your wrist straight.

You can also risk breaking your wrist if you allow it to bend.  I actually can’t believe this isn’t in there.

Other good pointers:

  • if your attacker is male, go for his junk - especially if he’s wearing loose pants. There’s no sportsmanship when it comes to assault so fuck them balls UP
  • punching pretty much ANYWHERE in the face is going to actually hurt you a LOT (just think - you’re punching your bones into their bones and ow). If you’re going for the face, my suggestion is to strick upwards with your palm.

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see that meaty portion highlighted in red? There’s a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though I’ve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but I’ve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards

  • other delicate areas: 
  • the shin (hurts like a bitch if you kick it right - also, you can hit this spot if you’re being held in a choke-hold and if your attacker has to move in order to stop you from kicking him, he’ll have to angle his body so as to expose his stomach and crotch to the wild spastic jabbings of your elbows)
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  • the solar plexus (either jab while holding your hand in a sort of spear position or use your elbows - unless you’re super strong, your punch probably won’t wind your attacker. Your elbow or a spear hand will, however)
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Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.
  • the clavicle (from experience, getting hit in your clavicle HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. If you strike downwards with your knuckles, the person might just cry. Like I did.)
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  • the ear (this is probably the best place to punch besides the throat. It’s all cartilage so it probably won’t hurt you all that much and most people will be like “DUDE YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR WHAT THE HELL”)
  • the kidneys (this is harder to hit without training but if you somehow get your attacker’s back to face you, try to hit’em in the kidneys. Again, from experience, this FUCKING HURTS. You can’t really hit the kidneys from the front with any effect but from the back it is super painful)

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  • if you’re held in a choke-hold, try turning your head so the forearm isn’t pressed into your throat. If you can position yourself right, you can sort of force your chin into the crook of the elbow, making you able to still receive (limited) oxygen and provide time for you to kick some shins or elbow some spleens and shit

-Also, remember that a guy’s junk is not an off-button. Don’t think that you can rely on a swift kick to the balls to immediately incapacitate him in an emergency. Adrenaline and anger can keep somebody going for a long time even through extreme pain, and if you expect to end a fight with a single groin-attack you might be caught off-guard when he doesn’t drop. Certainly go for it if you get the chance, but keep hitting him until the fight is over.

-Draw blood if you can, especially if you can draw it from the face or the eyes. Blood in the eyes is not just a good way to impair your attacker’s vision, it’s also a really good way to freak them out and let them know that they might be getting more than they bargained for by picking a fight with you.

-Elbows and knees are really powerful weapons. Elbows are very sharp and very strong and if you are in close-range they are often more effective than trying to throw a punch. 

-Yelling and shouting makes you scary. 

Nothing much to add to this, it’s pretty much all there. So. Reblog. Oh, also, it’s really easy to break a nose - go for the eyes too. All it takes to avoid a shot to the throat is tucking your chin.

Also, that part about the ear - don’t punch. An open hand over the ear hurts a lot.

(Source: am-buh)

Reblogged from wirresding

lord-kitschener:

feelingswithbrandy:

rainbowthundercunt:

sweetassfoodstuffs:

handletheheat.com

THIS IS GLORIOUS.

YES

ok but who thought of vodka pie crust

Reblogged from c2ndy2c1d

c2ndy2c1d:

watched “Bestest Friends” today lol 

jesus Keef is just my favorite 

Reblogged from luxicorps

(Source: szasza-chan)

Reblogged from missdoodle-deactivated20140702

biw123:

avengenerds-assemble:

freakinmi:

I love Marvel movies. 

THIS WHOLE FANDOM IS ON DRUGS

don’t you love it?

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blpak:

c2ndy2c1d:

Xiaolin showdown Reverses based on Blpak’s design

8 A 8 your ideas were too cool so i drew some of them~ 

HoLY MOTHER OF-

oh my god

oh my god

I’m done. I’m so done. 

Goodbye everyone I’m dead.